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1)So many of the professors/vets here have yummy accents... mmmm I love to just listen to them talk when they come in to get things from my coworkers. I wish I had a good accent. Damn being Californian!
2) At my house we have gnomes. The gnomes (for those of you who haven't watched the beginning of Season 4 of Buffy) move things. Our worst gnomes tend to be the deodorant and tampon gnomes. So Saturday night my sister and I were doing laundry and as we were talking out we heard a crash and then the cat appeared. We weren't sure what she knocked down until we came back and found that it was the mirror. For some reason this lead Tatiana, my sister, to suggest that the cat was the Queen of the Gnomes. I thought this was weird until we got annoyed and trapped the cat under a laundry basket to keep her from messing everything up for a while. While she was trapped, we found 5 things of deodorant and various other missing items that the gnomes had previously taken. We reasoned that the gnomes were trying to ransom their queen by giving us things back so I became convinced that she was indeed the Gnome Queen. Since she is clearly not a gnome, we have decided that she must have been chosen for being cute, just like in Labyrinth Jareth was obviously chosen for being awesome and David Bowie to be the Goblin King, even though he is not a Goblin. This lead to crack!fic images of Jareth and the cat hanging out and then Tatiana suggested that maybe the cat was really David Bowie... oh man. Fandom has melted my brain.
3)I was going to apologize about all the polls except I am really not sorry.
2) At my house we have gnomes. The gnomes (for those of you who haven't watched the beginning of Season 4 of Buffy) move things. Our worst gnomes tend to be the deodorant and tampon gnomes. So Saturday night my sister and I were doing laundry and as we were talking out we heard a crash and then the cat appeared. We weren't sure what she knocked down until we came back and found that it was the mirror. For some reason this lead Tatiana, my sister, to suggest that the cat was the Queen of the Gnomes. I thought this was weird until we got annoyed and trapped the cat under a laundry basket to keep her from messing everything up for a while. While she was trapped, we found 5 things of deodorant and various other missing items that the gnomes had previously taken. We reasoned that the gnomes were trying to ransom their queen by giving us things back so I became convinced that she was indeed the Gnome Queen. Since she is clearly not a gnome, we have decided that she must have been chosen for being cute, just like in Labyrinth Jareth was obviously chosen for being awesome and David Bowie to be the Goblin King, even though he is not a Goblin. This lead to crack!fic images of Jareth and the cat hanging out and then Tatiana suggested that maybe the cat was really David Bowie... oh man. Fandom has melted my brain.
3)I was going to apologize about all the polls except I am really not sorry.
