We'll be like... HELLO T-REX

[lodessa]

I am feeling really loopy from the shots I got at the doctor's office today but at least I am less likely to die of cervical cancer or the whooping cough.

Also I am probably hilariously out of it.

I was also planning on posting how sad it is that I LOOK FORWARD TO THE DICK SCENES on Veronica Mars this season. I was very pleased by Weevil existing and Veronica needing favors from him the last few episodes. I hope he does call me the next time he needs some literature analyzed. Also Cliff existed.

Still behind on Rome. (Sub)consciously fear new Octavian.

It is cold as fuck in my office suddenly... that or I am having a feverish reaction to the shots.

It's like a drunk post except without the alcohol.

A long time ago, I used to post a lot.

Note the HIGH grownups of awesome power in my icon.

Comments

[hobviously.livejournal.com]

THE OTHER NIGHT WE ALL GOT HIGH AND STARTED CANNIBALIZING EACH OTHER

HA HA HA

WHAT ARE THE ODDS

[lodessa.livejournal.com]

The odds are apparently great my friend.

[hobviously.livejournal.com]

ONE IN EIGHT AT LEAST

[lodessa.livejournal.com]

THAT IS WHY THERE SHOULD BE AN ANTI DRUG CAMPAIGN ABOUT IT

[sophia-helix.livejournal.com]

Druggecone, your UCD mail is bouncing! And I was going to tell you that you forgot your bumper. :(:(:(

[lodessa.livejournal.com]

WTF COCOCONE... WHY THE HELL WILL IT SEND MESSAGES BUT NOT LET ME RECEIVE THEM?

[sophia-helix.livejournal.com]

.....raccoons? in the machine?

[lodessa.livejournal.com]

OR CEYPHOLOPODS?

[sophia-helix.livejournal.com]

Hello,

We have your mail.

Signed,
the raccylopodcoons

[lodessa.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU HOLDING IT RANSOM FOR MY TORSO?

[sophia-helix.livejournal.com]

NO, TODAY WE ARE HAVING A SPECIAL ON ANKLES.

[lodessa.livejournal.com]

Are you demanding one or both?

[hobviously.livejournal.com]

Collateral for torsos?




DUN DUN DUNNN

[sophia-helix.livejournal.com]

TORSOS = PASSE

[hobviously.livejournal.com]

I like how druggycone and I immediately went to the same place with that.

[lodessa.livejournal.com]

I have your mind she said i have your voice

for posterity

[hobviously.livejournal.com]

YOUR FRIENDLY RACCOON AND CEPHALOPOD NEIGHBOURS: T-REX
COME BLEED WITH US
you: everyone wants my blood today
YOUR FRIENDLY RACCOON AND CEPHALOPOD NEIGHBOURS: THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S DELICIOUS T-REX
you: that IS what cannibals would say isn't it
YOUR FRIENDLY RACCOON AND CEPHALOPOD NEIGHBOURS: YOU CAN'T BLAME A CANNIBAL FOR TRYING
you: no i cannot
YOUR FRIENDLY RACCOON AND CEPHALOPOD NEIGHBOURS: YOU CAN ONLY REALLY JOIN A CANNIBAL
IT'S A FACT, T-REX
I LOOKED IT UP
you: WHERE DID YOU LOOK IT UP MY RACCOON AND CEPHOLOPOD NEIGHBORS
YOUR FRIENDLY RACCOON AND CEPHALOPOD NEIGHBOURS: THAT'S PRIVILEGED INFORMATION T-REX
ALSO WE KNOW THE DAY OF YOUR DEATH AND HOW YOU WILL DIE
WE THINK YOU'LL AGREE
PRETTY HILARIOUS!! (WHEN YOU FIND OUT)
you: THAT DEPENDS ON WHEATHER YOU HAVE A LAME SENSE OF HUMOR LIKE GOD WITH HIS CONGEAL HUAM SUFFERING
YOUR FRIENDLY RACCOON AND CEPHALOPOD NEIGHBOURS: WE THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR YOU NOT TO TYPE
WE ARE CONCERNED ABOUT YOU, T-REX
you: YOU ARE MERELY CONCERNED ABOUT THE STATUS OF MY TORSO'S AVALIABILITY
YOUR FRIENDLY RACCOON AND CEPHALOPOD NEIGHBOURS: THAT COUNTS AS CONCERN
TOTALLY
you: I AM ON TO YOU
AND YOUR AMBITION
YOUR FRIENDLY RACCOON AND CEPHALOPOD NEIGHBOURS: DON'T BE SO JUDGMENTAL T-REX
YOUR HUFFLEPUFF LACK OF AMBITION REFLECTS BADLY ON YOU AS A WHOLE
ALSO, YOUR FACE
you: BUT THAT IS THE NATURE OF T-REX-NESS
ALSO YOUR MOM
YOUR FRIENDLY RACCOON AND CEPHALOPOD NEIGHBOURS: T-REX YOU HAVE CLEARLY MISSPOKEN YOURSELF
SOMEWHERE IN THE EXCITEMENT OF FORGETTING THAT YOU DO NOT CAPSLOCK
WE HAVE NEW INTELLIGENCE THAT YOUR UCD EMAIL IS BOUNCING
WHICH WE TELL YOU BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU T-REX
you: WTF
WHYEVER IS IT DOING THAT
YOUR FRIENDLY RACCOON AND CEPHALOPOD NEIGHBOURS: IT DOESN'T LOVE YOU LIKE WE DO
you: MAAAAAAAAAAAPS?
WHY LET ME SEND BUT NOT RECIEVE
you: I AM SO CONFUSED
you: OKAY I AM RUNNING AWAY NOW
YOUR FRIENDLY RACCOON AND CEPHALOPOD NEIGHBOURS: WE'LL BE LIKE GOODBYE T-REX
you: WE WILL TEAHC OURSELVES ENGLISH WHILW YOU ARE GONE
YOUR FRIENDLY RACCOON AND CEPHALOPOD NEIGHBOURS: ALSO DEVELOP VOCAL CHORDS
you: YES

Re: for posterity

[lodessa.livejournal.com]

posterity=hilarity in this case

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

I'm looking forward to Dick scenes, too - although not as much as to the Lamb scenes. I was wondering if they even have those vaccines that lower your chances of having cervical cancer here - if so that would probably be a good idea to get one.

Also, hello :D

[lodessa.livejournal.com]

Well I look forward to the Weevil scenes most of all... I just used to feel like Dick was dead weight on the main cast and now he is the opposite.

You should definitely check out whether you have the HPV vaccine over there. I know that the only reason it took so long for it to become available here was the conservative right wing bitching that it would encourage sexual promiscuity, especially in young girls, since it alleviates one of the many scare tactics (don't have sex or you will get HPV and die of cervical cancer).

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

I'll ask my doctor next time I'm seeing her - I've heard about that "argument" and found it disgusting.

[lodessa.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I really urged my sister to get it when I talked to her yesterday because she's the group it's going to be most effective for. With me it's probably too late but you never know.